Tuesday, March 14, 2006

THE MAGIC NSA WORDS


I received THE MAGIC NSA WORDS from a friend in an EMail who got it from another friend in an EMail who has a sister who works at the super-secret National Security Agency (NSA) complex at Ft. Meade, Maryland in a very super duper Top Secret code room in the basement of the main NSA building behind a green door guarded by elite Marine Corps guards with shoot to kill orders, and swears on a stack of Bibles that if you type the following words and post them on a message board, the NSA will put you on the infamous "Watch List" and forever more read your all your EMails and monitor your telephone.

THE MAGIC NSA WORDS:

Al Qaeda, Taliban, Iraq, assassinate, 9/11, bomb, plutonium, George W. Bush, POTUS, uranium, target, airplane, train, bridge, tunnel, ship, building, kidnap, Afghanistan, explosives, C4, nuclear, infidel, Allah, Satan, suicide bomber, echelon, New York, Washington DC, White House, Congress, Senate, satellite, Army, Navy, soldier, insurgent, Osama bin Laden, jihad, police, Secret Service, FBI, National Security Agency, wiretap, surveillance, and Carnivore …

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